Wyrm Identification
Is it a dragon, a drake, or a very ambitious beach umbrella? Learn the signs.
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Your training begins now.
You are receiving a highly prestigious, minimally accredited correspondence course in dragon awareness. Its purpose is simple: to prepare your mind, body, and beach towel for Ye Olde Beach Bash.
Study the material. Respect the hoard. Never approach a wyrm while carrying an uncovered pasta salad.
COURSE PROGRESS
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Fig. 1: A qualified instructor
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In medieval bestiaries, dragons often stood for chaos, sin, and excellent logo opportunities.
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No dragons were consulted during database compilation.
YOUR OFFICIAL CURRICULUM
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